Health: Today, I went hiking for the first time. I was super excited...

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By Cammi0 - 22/04/2016 03:31 - United States - North Easton

Today, I went hiking for the first time. I was super excited about it, that is, until I over-exerted myself and threw up in front of a group of professional hikers, who all laughed at me. FML.

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