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By Jmill_75 - 30/04/2016 00:41 - United States - Ozark

Today, I went go to go give a girl a book that she had dropped in the hallway. so I pick up the book and walked over to her to hand her to book. I tapped on her shoulder then she ends up decking me in the face FML.

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LadyIrene 21

Saturday 30 April 2016 21:41

No good deed goes unpunished.Sorry OP.

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Mightyrif 23

Saturday 30 April 2016 14:17

It's because you tried to tap that.

LadyIrene 21

Saturday 30 April 2016 21:41

No good deed goes unpunished.Sorry OP.

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