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By Ow. - 27/02/2016 18:52 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes
Today, I went downstairs to check on my new puppy, who normally shits and pisses everywhere, I walked in to my living room to see nothing, took a step, into a pile of shit, cleaned it up, bagged the poop and just as I was walking to the front door to throw it away, slipped on a puddle of piss, FML