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By Anonymous / Wednesday 28 August 2013 16:11 / United States
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Maybe you should try one of those low, deep throaty hums, that should do the job properly and blow his brains away...

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@29, really because last I checked, a relationship is a two way street. How it works lies on the shoulders of both people, never just one.

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because 56 was assuming 29 was saying that just the guy is supposed to go down on his woman. when in fact he was meaning the humming making oral feel better... which 29 still missed the mark...

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I read an article claiming that the regular consumption of semen reduces the risk of breast cancer. Of course it was fake.

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Perhaps regular consumption via vagina? All that shaking while shagging must reduce the chances of best cancer...

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Actually i read scientists have proven semen has anti ageing things in it so, good for face masks apparently.

Maybe you should try one of those low, deep throaty hums, that should do the job properly and blow his brains away...

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I don't think I will ever be able to watch and or read another Harry Potter book/movie the same way again..

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I don't know if someone told you this but I think it's time for your to know.... Girls don't have cocks, I know shocking!

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The first one makes perfect sense: Why the fuck does a man old enough to have sex have a singing toothbrush? Is Hannah Montana is favorite TV show? The second one... I got nothing.

Justin Bieber singing toothbrushes is most of what I found when I tried to google "singing toothbrush", so it makes me wonder what song were you humming.

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I went and did investigative work, and yeah, I saw Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, LMFAO, One Direction and Psy. I have to say that I liked the Priscilla Piggles talking toothbrush better.

I think I'm more concerned about your boyfriend having a singing toothbrush... Kudos for trying something new though

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