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By  godmax1  |  3

MAN THE FUCK UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ( anger ended ) throw her shit in the fire and then when your friend drives you home pop him in the face when you reach your house.

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By  sydneybeau  |  7

join em.

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  imacreeper  |  3

or or or (and I'm just being optimistic here) you can put that hoe in her place, beat the shot out of your 'best friend' and steal his car keys. THEN you can blame it on a wild pack of deers.

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I would try and make it awkward for them by saying stuff "what'd you guys do last night?" and other stuff like that. haha(;

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  Epilepsy_fml  |  0

Howdy guys. When responding to the first comment please mention what the first comment said. Thank you. Love Always, Epilepsy

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  MrSassypants  |  31

22 you don't know boo? It's what the little girl calls the blue guy from monster Inc. Also I can't wait to OP's next FML. "Today, on the car ride home, my friend told me the blood curdling sex he had with my girlfriend. She was in the car with us and agreed. FML"

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  flockz  |  19

"they're having blood curdling sex in OUR tent"? so are they having sex right next to you? sorry but if a dude was fucking my gf i would chop his dick off with a rusty knife.

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  xBangOut  |  4

oh, tents :) just set it on fire, you can think of billion excuses after that, like wind blew some sparkles from fireplace in it, cuz u all were too drunk and dumb and build it closer than it had to be, if alcohol was involved, it's even better :)

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  Jojo08_fml  |  0

haha seriously ^

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  AbuelaGrande  |  0

Like Abuela Grande always say, you got to forgive and forget and you will be enlighted! You will meet Jesus halfway littel one!

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you guys are so dumb. what was the point of thumbing down my comment? it was a good suggestion for OP. people on FML have no sense of humor whatsoever.

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52 unless you actually have Epilepsy that is very rude and offensive for you to have that as your name, for I actually HAVE Epilepsy. How would you or anyone else react if my name was Cancer?

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  Epilepsy_fml  |  0

Okay eager. 1. I couldn't give less of a fuck. I give 0 fucks. 2. You are a pussy for getting offended. 3. Wow you are a pussy and no even if I had cancer I would not be offended. 4. Wow you are still reaaallly gay. 5. I do not have epilepsy but my friend who made this account does. So please shut the fuck upZ.

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  LoneStarTexan  |  6

when they are done she will say that was intense and the guy would say yeah we are!

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  takemypicture  |  0

agreed. if you can't beat em, join em.

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  takemypicture  |  0

agreed. if you can't beat em, join em.

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  takemypicture  |  0

agreed. if you can't beat em, join em.

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  takemypicture  |  0

agreed. if you can't beat em, join em.

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  Epilepsy_fml  |  0

Haha. You guys are just starting to thumb down my comments just out of spite. Haha. Really if you are talking about the Fml respond to the Fml. If you're talking to comments respond to comments. It's logical thought. I know it's hard for you guys to comprehend.

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He forgot about the golden rule. ITS OK WHEN IT'S IIIN A 3 WAY. ITS NOT GAY WHEN IT'S IN A 3 WAY. WITH A HONEY IN THE MIDDLE THERE'S SOME LEE WAY. when in doubt, ask the lonely island.

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  Epilepsy_fml  |  0

Hey deafening. Go suck your boyfriends prepubescent dick and watch your language you little Cunt bitch. You're fucking fourteen. Jesus. You really think I give a flying fuck. I'm gonna talk shit to all you little anime watching fat bitches and all of the geeky ass virgin guys on this website. Mainly cause i think it's hilarious watching you guys team up against me. Youre all pathetic. And now I wait for this to get deleted.

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  MissBoo111  |  21

I would do this 1st get car keys second almost all tents have 2 zippers, 1 on inside and 1 on out, zip up the outter 1 and lock it somehow then set it on fire and make it look like the campfire did it wait until they stop trying to get out then unlock it drive off for "help" get the cops and tell them exactly what happened, that you where off getting more fire wood and when you came back it was on fire and there was nothing you could do to save them! mwahahaha sometime I scare myself I'm so good!!!

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  Jboy1218  |  0

u guys realize your talking about murder right? if op is to pussy to get in there and do something then he isn't going to kill anyone. come on now be real

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  5upernova  |  3

Agreed. It is not worth the OP to put his entire life on the line for being charged for murder (and who knows how many years in jail) for people who are not worth it.

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  humorizer  |  14

Something that I've always wondered about: Whenever someone says that their girlfriend/wife is cheating on them, why does everyone always say to go after the male whom she is cheating with? Why don't they ever say "Kill both the male AND your girlfriend"? Think about it: a. It takes two to tango (and by tango, I mean sex. And by sex I mean copulation.) b. The girlfriend is the one who is more at fault. The girlfriend is the one who took an unsaid oath of loyalty, not the cheating male. Anyhow, I say hurt both the male and the girlfriend. Furthermore, whenever the fml is "Today my girlfriend cheated on me with a woman", they NEVER say "Kick both of them in the vagina". No, it's always, "Aww poor you." with no threat of violence towards either female. Sorry, guess I'm a bit of a feminist. You know, equality of genders and whatnot.

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  jennesque  |  0

I've always wondered that myself. And in this fault I can see hurting both parties, but if your gf goes out and starts doing anything that can constitute as cheating with some random strange guy, why does the guy end up hit? He didn't know she dating anyone, how is he at fault? The gf is at fault!

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  randome101  |  12

"These nice deer told my ex girlfriend off, best up my old best friend, then took his keys and gave me a ride home" perfect way to explain it to the cops.

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  coco_kitty  |  0

boo :(

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is OP's best friend a dog?

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  jesse70781  |  2

fuck yeah battlefield 3 does look bad ass. this guy is a big pussy. he probably wasn't fucking his gf good enough that's y she is with his friend. u need to fuck them right to keep them around!

By  hitmanoo  |  14

oops!

By  godmax1  |  3

MAN THE FUCK UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ( anger ended ) throw her shit in the fire and then when your friend drives you home pop him in the face when you reach your house.

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  tag1061  |  0

great idea. however, I believe some revenge is in order. pack all your stuff up and leave in your friends car. but before you do, find all the clothes and stuff of theirs that you can, smear food all over it, and throw it in the woods! also, don't forget to get a picture or recording or some sort of proof that she was cheating so you can show it to her parents and friends when they ask why you dumped her!

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  stinewd  |  9

"OP: so you like my shit, eh? "friend": huh? OP: yeah, I know how you liked the shit of an ex-gf I have. would you like some more of my shit? *take a dump in his car*. "

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  sematariux  |  7

40- he STOLE her as in, was a complete dick in regard to their friendship and fucked her with the knowledge that they were together, yes she's a skanky ho but his buddy still stole his girl and therefore requires the ass beating of the century

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  hexblot  |  10

let them sleep, then just grab all clothes/car keys/cellphones, and leave. abandon car along with keys at nearest bus station. get new best friend / girlfriend. let them have all the fun in the world!

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  DEADTR00PER  |  0

I believe there is no need to beat the shit out of anyone because his best friend just proved to him she didn't want him and his girlfriend fucking the guy was also her choice I would walk away and never talk to either of them I would tell them they can go fuck themselves now if your married that's a whole different story.

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  mateonavia  |  0

ur awesome, although I would rake out the friend and take their bodies in the trunk that way there are no witnesses. once home I would dump their bodies in the river. I would return to the campsite clean everything up. destroy the car and say he never picked you up.

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  Ckpa23  |  0

I would take a video (for evidence), then take your "friends" keys and burn all their clothes then drive away. When you get back to town, show your ex-GF's parents the video so she has even MORE punishment when she gets home.

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  bummervacation  |  10

I would take his keys, their clothes, and perhaps a cell phone video of the sex occurring (preferably a shot of their faces), and then leave. I'd then drive home, park the car in his driveway (keys inside), and post the video on every social networking website. That slutbag, as well as the so called "friend" deserve it.

By  currychicken  |  4

you should be glad you didn't join in.

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  TheNewGuy03  |  26

as the saying goes, if you can't join 'em, beat 'em. or something like that. i personally don't think op is worthy of being called a male. he should probably get a sex change. |the kid|

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