Health: Today, I watched my beautiful plus-sized friend yet again get...

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By anonymous - 26/02/2016 01:43 - United States - Syracuse

Today, I watched my beautiful plus-sized friend yet again get way more attention than me when we were out. This would be fine if I didn't just work my ass off to lose over 150 pounds because I was being looked over for my skinny friends. FML

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