Today, I was working remote and muted my microphone for the morning... - FML

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By silence_is_golden - 22/06/2018 05:01

Today, I was working remote and muted my microphone for the morning meeting. After my boss asks me a question, I animated promptly, only to hear my boss and colleagues laughing loudly over the phone. I seem that I pressed the button just in time for everybody to hear me flush. FML

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