Animals: Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at...

By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 12:00

Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML

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Human! I request petting!

By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 06:00

Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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Cujo, but for cats

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 08:01

Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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Hell

By Sleepless in Juneau - 26/11/2018 19:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, my housemate's cat began meowing at 2:15am. After about 10 minutes of continuous caterwauling, it finally shut up. Almost immediately afterwards, a car with thumping bass music pulled up to idle in the street right outside my window. FML

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Surprise, human!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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By Cat Piss - 15/12/2013 16:58 - United States - Lavon

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

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By SeeMeInTheDark - 07/12/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML

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Wake up, human!

By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:41

Meow.

13BlackCat 2

Monday 9 March 2009 18:31

coming from someone who has three cats... that is no surprise. that is such a cat thing. i love this story. it brightens my day

Comments

spadez 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:09

Fking syrange its like when the doll goes up ur stis and unto urroom then nex to the bed...

dorkasaur 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:23

Haha. Ghost cat

xTiDWoPx 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:47

Has

1234five 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:37

ok... how is this a fml

vermillionlove 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 6:17

this isn't an fml moment. :| maybe if the cat threw up on you or something.

nomnomsean 0

Friday 3 July 2009 4:19

oh buster.

phishyyy 0

Friday 3 July 2009 8:31

Hahahahahahahaha watch there will be a scary movie called "Meow". (:

silly_kate 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 4:11

HA HA HA! this one is my favourite! it's funny as ****!

SeanieAppleSeed 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:57

What? This doesn't even make sense. SEan

SaintJimmy 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:29

That's why I hate cats. That, and they freak me out ever since I had a dream where a cat with this really long neck ate through my chest like in the Alien movies.