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By there was a baseball bat involved - 23/12/2016 19:36 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, I was woken up at 4 AM by a thud and yelling from my parents bedroom. I got up and went in there to find them fighting, quite physically. I tried helplessly to calm them down for half an hour until they were finally just yelling. the entire ordeal was over facebook

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nickfraser98 11

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:37

I've been there. I'm so sorry

Nikitasue92 7

Tuesday 27 December 2016 19:20

Next time call the cops.....

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nickfraser98 11

Saturday 24 December 2016 6:37

I've been there. I'm so sorry

Nikitasue92 7

Tuesday 27 December 2016 19:20

Next time call the cops.....

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