Miscellaneous: Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator,...

By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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Slipping up

By Anonymous - 06/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Richardson

Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Ella - 21/01/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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Look where you're going

By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By 6xrv - 08/04/2017 14:00

Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML

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blackcatbook 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:07

... What the ****? How would that even happen? Are you just wearing really tiny underwear?

Chubtubdaplaya 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:08

fo real, im not a girl, but I think u were doing something wrong!

Comments

kath91 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:31

:O Oh my god! I feel very sorry for you. How the hell did it fall out though, what the ****?

fmlthepornaddict 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:33

lmao,FYL that would ****** suck xD

intotheblue 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:33

Seriously, how does that happen? I have to peel pads off forcibly. How can one FALL OUT of your underwear? You weren't trying to attach it to a thong were you?

dinosaurzombie 14

Thursday 20 December 2012 7:16

Maybe it didn't have wings. :/

iFruit 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:34

You must have been using the worst brand EVER.

scorpiella 4

Sunday 2 August 2009 4:34

Nah, even the shittiest brand wouldn't fall completely out. Plus the cheap ones are really huge, too big to just slip away.

egonzalez114 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 7:12

Cheap store brands you know, the ones that have the tacky pictures

callargh 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:35

Don't wear the ones with wings. They chafe like nobody's business. But if your pad is falling out, you either put it in wrong or you haven't changed it in too long. YDI.

party_it_up 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 19:31

#17 LMAO i agree with the chafing... but i dont think she deserves it.

lexiBRo 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 21:33

How do you put a pad on wrong? It doesn't take rocket science..

madame_malfoy 4

Sunday 2 August 2009 5:51

too far up or too far back...though is she's old enough to work you'd hope that by now she'd know where in her panties it goes...

ChefBoy6382 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:36

uhhh, tampon?

lovelymistake23 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:39

Yeah, that's why you should wear tampons.

blameyourself 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:41

That's why you should use a menstrual cup.

kk89 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 5:44

haha I smiled at your edit,

sevennationarmy_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:42

how the **** did you do that ?

cactus_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:57

Some people can't use tampons or cups (cups = discusting anyways). OP... That's terrible. It must have come loose when you were running. FYL.

nodayliketoday 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:06

Cups aren't any more disgusting than pads or tampons. They're actually much better for your body, since they're made of medical grade silicone, rather than bleached rayon. I haven't had a single UTI since I bought mine, and I used to get them all the time with tampons. Cups RULE :D