Love: Today, I was wearing a new 500 dollar dress on a crowded train....

By notpreggers - 15/04/2009 20:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was wearing a new 500 dollar dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted 500 dollars. FML

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By preggers - 08/02/2010 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

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By preggersmcgee - 22/10/2012 16:09 - United States - Nixa

Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

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Assholes

By Third trimester - 26/05/2017 17:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML

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Some girls are bigger than others

By pinkpurplegurl - 24/09/2015 14:33 - China

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML

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By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom

Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By Adalia - 03/10/2009 15:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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Mind your beeswax, Karen

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML

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vanadesse 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:21

YDI for buying a five hundred dollar dress.

vee_baby 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:19

Is that where you keep your ego? YDI.

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lolzorspoop 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:17

first YDI

arsenalfcboy 6

Monday 26 October 2009 12:47

YDI for not knowing your own currency. It's pounds, not dollars.

wasted0087 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:41

She could be on a U.S. military base. I use Dollars in Germany

epicenur 2

Friday 12 March 2010 5:08

that's not a ydi dumbass, she could be in the US atm

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 16 June 2010 8:08

she could also just have calculated the dollar sum of it because most people on FML are americans. I do that all the time in the internet.

YouCanCallMeBo 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:17

I oughtta slap your mother.

Bryan_Z 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:17

you bought a pregnancy dress? smart.

dabears1011234 27

Thursday 7 August 2014 9:03

This is the best comment I have ever read.

josface 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:18

I don't get it?

starquality 7

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:30

she has a potbelly most likely......

sunflower226 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 20:56

she's fat. he thought she was pregnant.

ccsballazdre 8

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:19

Hopefully the store has returns.

vee_baby 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:19

Is that where you keep your ego? YDI.

Kmart921 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:20

Ouch.

vanadesse 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:21

YDI for buying a five hundred dollar dress.

jallenallen 3

Friday 14 May 2010 8:21

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Monday 2 August 2010 6:46

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Thursday 16 April 2009 1:21

"today, i finally succeeded in my life goal of being the first person to comment on an fmylife post, only to realize that i ended up looking like a giant douche. fml. -lolzorpoop"