Intimacy: Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions,...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2012 21:04 - Sweden - ?rsta

Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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To catch a perv

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:18 - Australia

Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML

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By didntevenknow - 13/08/2012 15:06 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML

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Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 00:57 - Australia

Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:38

I bet you're glad that you decided to investigate that.

jawztheshark 6

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:39

Why would you randomly watch videos from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions?

Comments

batmans_pancakes 2

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:50

You shouldn't have done the investigating then.

evilpokey 11

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:50

more than two shakes is a pull

MrThumbsItUpMan 8

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:50

It would of been awkward as **** IF your dad caught you watching his **** tape. You wouldn't be able to look at your dad the same way IF he caught you

winnerme123 8

Wednesday 28 November 2012 1:22

Reread the FML. You wouldn't of made this stupid ass comment IF you would of read it correctly the first time.

isableha 9

Wednesday 28 November 2012 1:23

Where does it say OP was watching ****?

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:50

Eh everybody does it man.... Some a little more aggressive than others...hmm ok maybe a lot more aggressive.

xxBitchxPleaSe 6

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:51

"So dad I hear you find EVERYTHING hard to fap to"

Axipiter 24

Wednesday 28 November 2012 6:41

No.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:52

On the bright side, you now have blackmail material. "Clean my room? Sure, Dad. I'll start by organizing my VIDEO collection..."

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:57

Ray McKigney?

LMFAOwned 9

Wednesday 28 November 2012 0:36

No.

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 November 2012 1:29

Yes! It's an obscure Seinfeld reference.

stormchaser24 24

Tuesday 27 November 2012 23:58

Was this in school or did you just YouTube 80's Sexual dysfunctions?

mikeymayhem_87 15

Wednesday 28 November 2012 0:21

It could be a combo of the two... The class may have had to watch YouTube vids of 80s sexual dysfunctions. Just sayin'....

DracoSpirita 21

Wednesday 28 November 2012 0:01

I have a question. Why on earth were you watching that video?!

tehcyberman 9

Wednesday 28 November 2012 0:21

Sex-Ed, maybe? Granted, that's a strange video to watch, even for sex-Ed.

BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 28 November 2012 0:02

Isn't that part of being a dude? And a teenager?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 28 November 2012 2:43

I don't think a "crippling masturbation problem" is part of being a dude. That's the low budget gender reassignment surgery. Yank it till it falls off.