Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching a documentary about life on a horse farm... - FML

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By Nightingale1429 - 09/02/2016 22:44 - United States

Today, I was watching a documentary about life on a horse farm with my gf (whom loves horses) and in this scene they were preparing the horses for breeding. They lifted the mare's tail and I immediately got a boner. She was laying on my lap, and said, "... Really?". She knows I'm a brony. FML

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