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I'm not sure whether or not to call this fake. If it's true, that sucks.
... What kind of stupid FML is this?
When I read, "He told me to come join him..." on the couch, it thought it was going to go R-rated
Wait wait wait wait... wait... It was YOUR house, YOUR couch... I assume your mother does not live there, then? So why would you accept that answer!? Also, agreed 21 lol
He wasn't a burglar he was his mom's very very impolite friend.
How did you not conclude a random burglary? Cell phone, wallet, car keys. So your parents have friends who just punch you and steal your stuff? BS. @ 21, same.
this is ridiculous. You saw some guy in your house you dont recall inviting, and willingly sat down with a man you never met before, just assuming it was your mums friend? What kind of **** are you? Going to sit with a guy you've never seen before? You must have had something else on your mind, otherwise why would you do so?
No but I'm hardly a person who would get up in the morning, find a strange man in the house, sit down next to him, eat my cereal and ask him how its going. I'd be more inclined who the **** it is and why he is in my ******* house!
The OP obviously is a male. How else would the robber get the wallet, cell, and keys in one swoop? Unless this person walks around with her purse in her home...
so no one in your house keeps doors locked?
I feel guilty but i can't stop laughing! This sounds so monty python
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Not a very good friend, Lol
don't trust strange people on your couch.