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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By gnofin - 22/03/2016 21:23 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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Saturday 8 October 2011 5:58

And they say our generation is ****** up.

x_KL_x 7

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:58

Need to get your kicks somehow even when you're 1000 years old.

Comments

xbella 8

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:05

she was being nice smiling at you moron!

Sniper3000 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:36

Don't call him a moron and you can't know if she was being nice smiling if you weren't there

minder97 10

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:05

she is out to get you, watch 'yo back

damara3 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:05

LOL.

the__usual 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:07

You just made some old lady's day!

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:08

Since when is it against the law for granny to have a little fun?? Take granny on Hoodwinked, for example

Sirin_fml 46

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:12

Oh dear.

wannbaussiegurl 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:09

you spelt apologized wrong...

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:11

Here we go with the stupid shit.

Sirin_fml 46

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:12

Not if you live in virtually any English-speaking country outside of the USA, YOU FOOL. It's funny how you used the mainly British "spelt" while bitching about British spelling. Christ, you're an idiot.

Amzddd 6

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:13

Ah, no she did not. When are you lame american grammar nazis going to learn that the british spelling (and so typically the original spelling) of many words has an s for the z sound? You just make yourself seem stupid.

perdix 29

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:20

"Apologised" goes with "spelt." "Apologized" goes with "spelled." Choose your dialect and stick with it.

sephoraprincess 7

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:31

sweetie you just made America look stupid...

nitram06 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 9:02

How stupid. For one, this person never even said they were from the USA. Secondly, even if they were from the US (and we don't know that) it still doesn't make an entire country and its people look "stupid" because of one person. Anyone making a blanket statement like that appears stupid to me personally.

milliee1706 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 12:43

Who gives a damn...this is called FML not CMS-check my spelling

countmystrides 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 16:47

So what if Americans can't spell? At least were hotter.

deathzombie1314 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:47

Sounds like something I would do XD

perdix 29

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:47

She's on quite a roll today! First, she gets the retarded bagboy from the grocery store, then she brings down a Latte-swigging, cell phone-jabbering yuppie and makes it look like an accident. Greatest Generation: 2 Generation X: 0

HU4L188 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:53

Maybe she was a witch and that was her wand and wen u fe, if u flipped out then u were cursed but if u were nice then u just go on ur way and she was happy to not have to curse u