Love, Health and Relatable: Today, I was waiting in line with a friend, and she poked my...

By Pusillanimous - 19/07/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line with a friend, and she poked my stomach and said, "I wish I had your stomach." I asked her why. She said, "Boys wouldn't flirt with me." FML

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Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By ugly - 11/06/2012 12:01 - Australia

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By fmlifetime - 24/10/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML

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By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML

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By maximus - 20/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML

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By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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Sunday 19 July 2009 12:15

What's not to get? Read again, her friend called her fat.

lexiBRo 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:23

.....or maybe get some nicer friends. If OP is comfortable w/ her body why should she lose weight over one idiot's comments?

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rainbowchelle 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 13:18

Wow, that's super harsh :/ And what is with the first few people misreading this? There is a difference between the words "would" and "wouldn't"...reading comprehension ftw.

ohheykiwi 2

Sunday 19 July 2009 13:24

She was probably just messing around. It was very inconsiderate and mean, nonetheless. Did she apologize?

Cattiva 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 13:39

What can I say?.. Your friend is not gentle at all and it's fact. She should tell about your figure minuses if you asked her about your opinion about you in this dress, for example. It will be very good (cause of honest), friends should help in such a thing))) But... In this situation. No. And... If you cares (and you cares as I see, against you wouldn't write it) about your tummy - go and work on it. Every day 30-minutes exersises and in a 3 monthes you will be able to make the same comment to her :P

bexox 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 21:46

Silly hobitses!

DataWhore 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:39

@11 stop bullshitting yourself!

supercatgirl 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:59

i never knew having a couple guys interested in you meant you couldn't' mention it or it means your bull ******** about it i would be bullshitting if i said all guys were interested in me.. since that not true for anyone no matter how much they weight learn the difference or don't just insult people because you can't get the same. negative people get no one because no one wants to be with someone that insults everyone

premiermois 5

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:54

See this is why everyone needs a fat friend or two. Or would you prefer to be called "curvy" and "pleasantly plump" instead?

ky_stone22 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:17

pleasantly plump, please :)

sucks4you5 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 15:47

ur friends mean

VolleyGirl13 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 15:55

Wow, thats kinda rude.. I wouldn't take it too seriously though i mean she was probably jk

cheertigers 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 15:57

what a biotch

1234five 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:06

Is she lesbian or something....?

MexaDoreano 1

Saturday 17 December 2011 16:42

Just because she doesn't want boys flirting with her doesn't mean she's a lesbian. Maybe she gets sexually harassed? Maybe she just doesn't want a boyfriend right there on the spot?