By Pusillanimous - / Sunday 19 July 2009 05:12 / United States
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By  supercatgirl  |  0

how does your weight stop guys from flirting with you at all. i'm on the heaver side and i have more guys interested in me then i want.. and they all like how i look. so im really confused on the having a bigger stomach means guys will stop flirting

By  robLehane_  |  0

maybe you should lose some weight ;]

  ISellHerbs  |  0

Because maybe her friend gave her wake up call that she's at an unhealthy weight and she needs to make a change. Trust me, there's no such thing as overweight and healthy. Being overweight is a result of an unhealthy lifestyle.

  synacious  |  0

Except that's not brutal honesty, it's being a catty bitch. If she was a friend at all, concerned about OPs weight, she would say "Hey OP's name, I'm really concerned about your health as of late." or maybe "Hey, I'm thinking of joining a gym/starting up an exercise routine, wanna be my partner? I'd love it if you were." In this case, it sounds like OPs friend isn't a friend at all. OP might not even be fat, her friend just might be a jealous bitch.

  iareamused  |  0

i agree with both sides. 1) if you ARE overweight, then you should really try and get yourself into more healthy weight by exercising and eating healthier foods. 2) your friend is rude for calling you a fatass and not handle the situation better.

that said, how do we know that the OP is actually really fat? the standard of our society has gone way wrong at times, and many people seem to think that the unhealthy anorexic looking girls with less than 0 size is normal, and that size 4 is too fat. for all we know, the OP could be perfect and that the friend had the unhealthy body.

  Suffertree  |  0

Bitch, that's what you get for being a fatass. Shouldn't try to make your obviously not fat friend look bad. YDI. And #41. You're obviously a fat fuck too, so shut it.

  sacredpoppy  |  0

In response to #60:

Oh, Suffertree, Suffertree, Suffertree. You really have come a long way! *misty smile* Remember how two years ago you still had to get your sixth grade teacher to wipe your ass for you after you took a shit? And remember how just a year and a half ago everyone who loves you was rooting for you to sing your ABCs correctly? I can't believe it was only three months ago that you were running around the neighborhood in a superman cape (and nothing else!) flinging crap at cars!

When I think at how much you've managed to overcome your mental challenges, it really GMH. The doctor said that you'd never learn to read, let alone type. Well, looks like you showed him.

Still. I know that you're upset that you still have to ride the short bus to school. I know that it hurts you that you don't have any friends, your head is shaped like a potato, and the girl who you met through the online dating service told you that she doesn't find mongoloids attractive. But remember, sweetheart, we've talked about this before. If you can't stop being an asshole online, we're going to have to take the computer away from you again. Remember what Mawmaw and Pawpaw told you? Big Boys don't act like this. Big Boys don't take a cyber shit on people online.

Now why don't you get off the computer, put your helmet back on, and go chase bubbles out in the backyard. I know how much joy you find in doing that.

By  TydusArandor  |  0

Wait, what? I'm not understanding this FML correctly. Boys won't flirt with your friend because she has a big tummy, isn't that right? Doesn't that mean your stomach is fine? I don't get it.

  TydusArandor  |  0

Ah, thanks for clearing it up. I kept reading it as "I wish I had your stomach, because then boys wouldn't flirt with me" instead of "I wish I had your stomach so boys wouldn't flirt with me".

  MrHighlight  |  0

They are the same, but I understand where he went wrong cause I did the exact same thing first. What he meant to say was: Instead of reading it as "Boys wouldn't flirt with me", he read it as "Boys won't flirt with me". The latter leads you to think that the FRIEND is fat, and not the OP.

  iareamused  |  0

agreed. i think this could go both way. i was totally thinking, maybe the OP misunderstood? and that the friend want the OP's stomach BECAUSE boys wouldnt flirt with her. but i guess for FML, the OP understood it as the friend wanted OP's stomach SO boys wouldn't flirt with her, aka fat. the post need to be written better.

  ImAKlutz15  |  0

No the girl that said she wished she had the other girls stomach is obviously skinny and wished she had the other girls stomach so guys wouldnt flirt with her meaning the other girl is fat

By  Wheats62  |  0

Wow guys....you need to learn to read. Her friend told her that if her friend had the OP's stomach boys wouldn't flirt with her (The Friend). I.E. O.P is fatter than her friend

By  supercatgirl  |  0

how does your weight stop guys from flirting with you at all. i'm on the heaver side and i have more guys interested in me then i want.. and they all like how i look. so im really confused on the having a bigger stomach means guys will stop flirting

  melocardio  |  0

Actually, many men like women who are "built for comfort." Voluptuous women have always been attractive to a lot of people. In the past, larger women were considered more beautiful than skinny women. Only modern pop culture and the fashion industry changed this.


Really the face is more important. It's just that fat chicks often have a scowl, and so it looks like they are fat to keep guys away. If your facial expression is friendly, guys are going to want to hang out with you.


Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while, but I had heard she was pregnant. I rubbed her belly and asked when she was due. She slowly backed away, giving me a weird look and said, "Two months ago." FML

By kitty91 - / Monday 3 March 2014 01:14 / United States - Albuquerque

Today, I had a concert. At the end, my conductor was recognizing soloists. When he pointed at me, I was confused, but stood up anyway. It turns out he was pointing at the person behind me. I had to awkwardly sit back down in front of over 500 people. FML

By captainwhiskers / Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:48 / United States - San Francisco
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