Miscellaneous: Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt....

By Danou - 28/03/2011 13:51 - France

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 111

You deserved it 58 639

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 338

You deserved it 46 534

By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 384

You deserved it 81 682

By Hahapasdroleleptit - 10/05/2011 14:56 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 029

You deserved it 5 939

WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 432

You deserved it 3 377

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 603

You deserved it 199

By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 555

You deserved it 3 068

By NotYourTracy - 30/10/2018 13:30

Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have aids?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 385

You deserved it 689

By crop circle galore - 06/09/2014 02:36 - United States

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 734

You deserved it 3 215

By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 286

You deserved it 3 052

By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 526

You deserved it 37 431

SirEBC 7

Monday 28 March 2011 17:00

Bring him to us. We'll **** him up.

burninnapalm 5

Monday 28 March 2011 17:04

dude. that's a win on his part. fail on yours for not seeing the joke.

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marinus_fml 19

Monday 28 March 2011 17:11

OP, I am so sorry for making such a rude comment this morning. Be there again tomorrow, and I'll bring you cookies and milk.

olii_fml 0

Monday 28 March 2011 20:34

Doesn't OP live in France?

nbk1405 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:55

Oh wow... interbreeding.....

redneck14 11

Monday 4 April 2011 0:40

chat?

icygubler 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 4:49

"you totally deserved it" lol

Heather_x0x0 6

Monday 28 March 2011 17:12

Hahaha!!!! am I the only one who thinks it's funny? man I'm pretty sure it was a joke...an FML joke LOL

VorpikeII 17

Monday 28 March 2011 17:27

both. =D

marinus_fml 19

Monday 28 March 2011 17:12

Read comment 13, he sure has.

ShadyFTW1 0

Monday 28 March 2011 17:13

Ha, true that.

sweet2u22 9

Monday 28 March 2011 17:15

Poor you.

DPApilot 0

Monday 28 March 2011 18:08

I agree.

grdianknight 0

Monday 28 March 2011 17:17

lmao that's awesome

newmxr 0

Monday 28 March 2011 17:19

lol to funny

HeavyMetalViking 0

Monday 28 March 2011 17:22

If it didn't suck before, now it does! The passerby could be anyone of us, it could be you, it could be me! It could even be...

Protolisk 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:05

What are you, president of the guy's fan-club?

HeavyMetalViking 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:08

that would be your mother XD

1234USMC 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 9:35

BURN!!! hahaha

TheAwkHawk 14

Monday 8 July 2013 3:46

#178 SHUT UP KELSO!

Restful_fml 0

Monday 28 March 2011 17:33

good times, right?

Angio113 10

Monday 28 March 2011 17:36

That's actually pretty epic. :)

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