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By Spencer_40 - 08/02/2016 20:03 - Canada - Ayr

Today, I was waiting for the bus and I saw the bus coming. When the bus stopped, it let out some people and closed the door before I can get on. I had to chase the bus for 1/4 of a km. When he finally stopped, he was laughing his ass of and so were the other passengers. FML

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