By Anonyme - 22/06/2016 05:15 - Switzerland - Geneve

Today, I was trying to seduce a really good-looking girl, when all of a sudden she leaned in towards me and said, “Sorry, I’m not drunk enough to make out with you.“ FML
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Same thing different taste

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summer4me 25

Well better luck next time. Maybe try not to be so obvious with your intentions? Or don't take it so personally since you seem to be looking for something casual

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jerseygirl94 11

At least she was honest , you'll find a girl who likes you someday and she won't need to be drunk.

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last_kings84 19

You should just buy her more drinks lol

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moondoglou420 17

That's when you look her square in the face and ask, "So do you like Jäger?"

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SSJ4Asterisk 5

Ouch. I guess you could have said "Well let me buy you another one".

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interesting33 36

It could well be she didn't feel drunk enough to lose her inihibitions and make out with a stranger, rather than it having anything to do with your personality and looks

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tessisue 12

I don't even think OPs life sucks. He tried to seduce a drunk girl. Not cool, bro! Not cool!

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