Miscellaneous: Today, I was trying to finish an english assignment and I was...

By FUKDOUG - 15/01/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I was trying to finish an english assignment and I was not sure how to complete it. So I emailed my teacher asking and she said flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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By BadStuden - 05/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By Busted - 12/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 10:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

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By ihavepinkbackpac - 28/02/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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By student101 - 26/03/2014 03:37 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML

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By lauren555 - 27/03/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML

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By df22 - 03/07/2020 20:08

Today, I got my language final exam back. It was a 10-page essay front and back, and I saw that I received a D. The teacher told me the plot was too hard to follow and it jumped all over the place. It turns out he forgot to read the back of every page. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 02:00

Today, one of my UNIVERSITY students submitted an incomplete assignment file to the online learning platform. I emailed him, "You will need to send me the correct file via email, as the system does not accept resubmissions." I literally got as a reply, "So, what do I need to do?" Online teaching is hell. FML

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subarchetta 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:07

Hahah! Oh well, just suck your boyfriend's dick to forget the shame. Always works for me.

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:51

hahaha dumbass

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JC_Find_ME 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:49

wow i got a english assignment too, and i still haven't even started!

BunnyEars 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:09

Idiot. ._.

Aj_teh_cool 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 5:48

oh. my. god. your life is ******. I reccomend scuicide.

Aj_teh_cool 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 5:53

I recommend paying ******* attention.

sayheyyybabe 0

Monday 16 November 2009 1:38

Oh my gosh.

some_girl9 8

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:44

Mother of ****, your dumb.

Miss_Whipped 43

Thursday 3 March 2016 22:36

Says someone who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're." :)

Underground818 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:59

dumbass!!!!!!!

asianshotty4311 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 13:53

that's does suck!!! it makes u feel like a complete idiot and ur teacher prob thinks u do to :p it happens to me ALL THE FRICKEN TIME

tipoo_fml 0

Friday 9 April 2010 15:35

Wow, that is pretty bad. Maybe you should pay attention next time.

KaitlinCuteFace 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 13:24

Cringeworthy.

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