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By ALittleFreak - 14/02/2016 21:36 - United States - Lansing
Today, I was trying to be romantic for my boyfriend, so I put out hearts and balloons as a surprise when he came home. Instead, he came home, pushes me away and sits on the toilet and let's out the most violent diarrhea I've ever heard and yelled at me to get him water. FML