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By abigailtunick - 30/03/2016 05:04 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses at David's bridal. The stylist told me I should sit in it to see if it was comfortable. When I stood up, the clips came out and the dress fell to my ankles. I was in front of the window and had an audience. Oh, and I wasn't wearing a bra. FML.

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