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By NoHamForMeThanks - 09/03/2015 02:36 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, I was told that I need to learn to "let things go" by a woman who held a four-month grudge over a ham sandwich. FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - 21/05/2016 12:57 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

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By whole wheat or nothing - 30/12/2022 15:00

Today, my girlfriend viciously chewed me out for not taking a sandwich to work to save money. I don't have a problem with packing lunches, but the store-brand white bread she insists on buying is disgusting. She won't listen to me, and refuses to let me buy anything else. FML

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By fuckedbyahipster - 15/06/2013 16:13 - Finland

Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 19:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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By jb100 - 24/07/2015 20:08 - United States - Perryville

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

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By andy1r - 07/10/2011 06:41 - Bolivia

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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Monday 9 March 2015 11:52

There has to be a story behind this XD

niiiiick3 15

Monday 9 March 2015 11:53

That, ladies and gentlemen, is called a hypocrite.

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Greendaycheese 12

Monday 9 March 2015 11:59

Well.. Obviously you haven't forgiven her for not forgiving you.

hippodankamus 22

Monday 9 March 2015 12:01

In her defense, sandwiches are wonderful.

Skoff_fml 27

Monday 9 March 2015 12:02

I've found that often the people who uses phrases like "let things go" or "I hate drama" tend to be the biggest sources of frustration.

Aoriki 7

Monday 9 March 2015 12:03

That's has to be the best Ham sandwich or what?

jondillboy 17

Monday 9 March 2015 12:08

It's all about priorities.

ImZacko 15

Monday 9 March 2015 12:22

I'm curious to know how one could hold a grudge over a ham sandwich for four months

superwhovian 16

Monday 9 March 2015 14:10

You have to be really stubborn or really like ham sandwiches I guess

ckerane 16

Monday 9 March 2015 12:29

life is to short

wierdDreams 10

Monday 9 March 2015 12:39

DId it have a moisturemaker inside?

Goblin182 26

Monday 9 March 2015 16:27

Got the Friends reference.

Kobi159949 19

Monday 9 March 2015 13:25

Please tell us the rest of this story

therouni 23

Monday 9 March 2015 13:31

That must have been one hell of a sandwich...

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Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML

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Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML

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Today, my ex claimed she missed me and asked me to come back, but when I gave her a polite and firm no, she turned nasty and keyed my car. Apparently, what she actually missed was someone mug enough to pay 2/3 of the household bills, while looking after her badly behaved brat whenever she didn't want to. FML

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Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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Today, I found out that the airhead sitting next to me at work who can't get anything done on her own, makes more money than I do. FML

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Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML

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Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML

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Today, I woke up at 3:45 am, and got ready to leave my house before 5, since I needed to be at my new job for orientation at 6. When I got there, I realized they actually meant 6 pm. FML

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