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By naaazlii - 17/05/2016 08:58 - Singapore

Today, I was told that I'm not eligible for the job I've been applying to for weeks. I turned down several job offers because I was told that I was most likely getting said job. FML.

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smallandroid 26

Tuesday 17 May 2016 20:30

Next time ask for an extension for the other job offers before you know for sure :( Sorry OP!

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smallandroid 26

Tuesday 17 May 2016 20:30

Next time ask for an extension for the other job offers before you know for sure :( Sorry OP!

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