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By jorgiaodonnell - 14/04/2016 12:37 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I was told my Dad had closed the P.O.Box he'd previously set up for our family to relocate our mail during our last move. I found out by receiving a phone call asking me which address is best for me to receive my 14 infringement notices, one of which may or may not be a warrant for my arrest.

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