Today, I was told by my doctor that I can no longer eat gluten,...

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By fuckmylife - 19/06/2018 23:11

Today, I was told by my doctor that I can no longer eat gluten, dairy, meat, eggs, fruit, nuts, or more than 10 grams of fat a day, or I will get sick and likely die. Vegetables are the only safe option for the rest of my life. I’m 18. FML

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nentenkupo 16

Thursday 21 June 2018 23:27

Wow, that’s...That’s just sad. FYL.

catalysty 20

Friday 22 June 2018 0:28

Are you allergic to them?

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nentenkupo 16

Thursday 21 June 2018 23:27

Wow, that’s...That’s just sad. FYL.

catalysty 20

Friday 22 June 2018 0:28

Are you allergic to them?

JasonThorn 19

Friday 22 June 2018 14:57

Okay, I have to know. What medical condition do you HAVE?

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