Miscellaneous: Today, I was told by a now ex-friend that I made him feel awkward...

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2016 06:01 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, I was told by a now ex-friend that I made him feel awkward and he didn't want to talk anymore. I'd been friends with all of his siblings and family before I started talking getting close to him, and visit their house often to hang out. FML.

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