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By anon - 08/09/2016 15:46 - United Kingdom - Ashford

Today, I was told at my job that I had a personal letter. It was a guy that I had been on a couple of dates with a year ago and had been giving the cold shoulder to. I never told him my full name or where I worked. I work for a security company and now am scared to leave my house. FML

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tigeresscrazy 12

Wednesday 28 September 2016 22:02

Time to talk to the police an get a restraining order hope everything turns out ok so you can stop being afraid

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tigeresscrazy 12

Wednesday 28 September 2016 22:02

Time to talk to the police an get a restraining order hope everything turns out ok so you can stop being afraid

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