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By  saIty

Was it a Justin Bieber song you shut off? If so, that's why your family cheered and took pictures. You're a hero!

Actually, you were the cannon fodder for the bride. You discovered the booby trap set for your sister, and everyone was cheering your valor and courage.

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By  saIty

Was it a Justin Bieber song you shut off? If so, that's why your family cheered and took pictures. You're a hero!

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Yes, the best man was holding his crotch, leering at the bride and mouthing the lyrics "If I were your boyfriend." Good job cutting off this abomination.

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People with taste in music. People who can distinguish between musical talent and commercially hyped fraud. Need I go on?

Actually, you were the cannon fodder for the bride. You discovered the booby trap set for your sister, and everyone was cheering your valor and courage.

Oh my goodness, you poor thing. This is the sort of story that lives forever so you will have to hear about it at every family gathering from now until you are all old and senile. The only way out for you is if another relative has a more spectacular crash so start plotting your booby trap now.

Who the fuck puts wires across the aisle at a wedding? I'm sure that's not the only way the sound system could have been set up.

I would cheer too. Nothing cheers up the wedding like a fallen maid of honor. Only thing that might make it better is some sort of exposer after/during the fall.

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