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If it makes you feel any better, having a boyfriend/girlfriend can make you happier but it can also make you miserable or bored, depending on the relationship. So maybe you weren't the most unhappy person in the room and a few of your friends secretly wish they were single again...

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I'm willing to bet that some of those people you were with are super jealous of your situation. Like Barney Stinson, when he starts dating Robin.

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OP's a unicycle amongst a group of 9 bicycles. Or maybe even a group or two tricycles, a wheelchair, a tandem bicycle, and 3 regular bicycles.

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Also, I would appreciate if you didn't call someone a dumbass when you don't even know how to use a word grammatically correct. You're = you are = you're a dumbass. There ya go buddy! :)

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23, you forgot to mention the part about how he is, according to his 'about me', better than 90% of the FML users when it comes to grammar.

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20 - Hey. 3 might be too young to be on FML, but you don't seem to be mature enough to be here either. Come back when you no longer giggle when someone says "penis".

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20- In your profile, your grammar in the sentence where you proclaim it is better than 90% of others, is incorrect. You're missing a comma. Also, good job being a grown ass adult who picks on kids.

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3, 34 When you go out with two of your friends who are a couple, you are the awkward third wheel. OP went to a party with 18 of his friends, all of whom were coupled together, making him the awkward 19th wheel.

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You're a dumb ass. I'm 13 and I'm just going to point out that you used "your" in the wrong context. Stupid twat

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It kind of shows my experience of parties as I don't know what a wheel is. I've tried googling it, but get money deals on tyres instead.

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Oh! I get it. I do know what a wheel is. Well, as I normally call myself a 3rd wheel. So when OP wrote 19th wheel, it didn't click. But, now it does. Ermm.. Can someone remove my comment? I know feel stupid for not making the connection.

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You're a woman Miss, you can't be a stud*. *You could be but I don't think that means you're entirely woman at that point, and that's a whole 'nother ballpark.

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You definitely are 25...the face half covered look is really in these days. You hot stud, you ;) And don't feel bad, 7 (I think that's your number...the comment we're replying to...I'm too lazy to go back and look but not too lazy to type this all out :P). Anyway, number whatever, it's ok not to have gotten it, looks like a few people didn't. The other number whatever who answered you provided a great explanation :)

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Yes I googled it. Normally on here, if you ask people what something is, the first response you get is: 'Google it', and an additional message insulting your intelligence for not using google.

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To me, being an awkward odd-one-out is worse than staying at home. Either way you feel alone, but at home you're not constantly reminded of it.

Could be worse... if it is the kind of 18 person party I am thinking of then the 19th person is usually the fluffer.

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Yup, was about to say that. I thought the "19th wheel" was some weird new slang that people have been throwing around, but nope.

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