Work: Today, I was teaching a new employee on how to put out a grease...

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By Dynamite73 - 05/05/2016 03:38 - United States - Bulverde

Today, I was teaching a new employee on how to put out a grease fire while it was still in the pan. When I lit the oil on fire for her to put out, she panicked and threw the pan...onto me. FML

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HyperTek 16

Thursday 5 May 2016 16:15

slow clap for the retard gone attempted murderer

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Thursday 5 May 2016 21:25

Are you ok??

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HyperTek 16

Thursday 5 May 2016 16:15

slow clap for the retard gone attempted murderer

Lildre1503 8

Thursday 5 May 2016 21:25

Are you ok??

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