Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos...

By yupppp - 08/08/2011 18:12 - United States

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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By sarahpft - 13/09/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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By brandiboobarry - 29/11/2010 06:01

Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML

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By kana__ - 21/01/2015 16:26 - Japan

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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Ugh

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML

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By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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wistfulorangeade 12

Monday 8 August 2011 23:04

Your mom sure is sweet. Upside: those are half her genes.

heyhihello95 12

Monday 8 August 2011 23:04

How much "retouching" does she think you need?

Comments

RabidBunny 10

Monday 8 August 2011 23:11

My mother and your mother are very much alike. The sad part is that in my case she is right. It's ok though, I'm sure your photo will turn out great.

je_suis_fml 11

Monday 8 August 2011 23:49

you're beautiful...don't believe the hype :)

HailSatan66 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:33

Yeah, uh I'm fairly new here and I keep seeing you send comments begging for attention and compliments. Is this normal, or are you just a troll looking for sympathy?

deathmetalkill 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:10

Hey 81, your a cutie (;

kcircuses2 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:31

14-you're a ******* creepy dude

Scuba___Steve 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:40

Wow. Don't go on FML, where people go to have a laugh at other's fails, to fish for compliments and sympathy. That is single-handedly one of the dumbest moves I think I've ever seen made. Go make a Facebook and post, "I hate my life." You'll get more people to feel sorry for you there.

TheLetterZero 7

Monday 8 August 2011 23:12

YDI for having an outward appearance unapproving by today's society, deserving of a blunt label such as "less appealing than the average woman." Short version: grl, u ugly!