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By TheSignOfLibra - 01/05/2016 19:45 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was talking to my cat while I was playing a game and hit the voice input button by accident. So my friends heard me telling my cat what a cutie pie he was and how much I love him. I'm considered one of the top players there. Or was.

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ChristinePi 36

Monday 2 May 2016 11:50

Normal people talk to their pets. They're just too ashamed to admit. **** them.

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ChristinePi 36

Monday 2 May 2016 11:50

Normal people talk to their pets. They're just too ashamed to admit. **** them.

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