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By  Baustigt  |  49

Well they are the assassins of the sea. And of course he's worried. He's the man. So if you did sink you'd be the one floating on the door to safety while he's left to perish. Honestly. Have you considered him at all, OP?

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  JackeeDawn  |  15

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  Dahgman  |  15

"Well that's a fail." I'm starting to tell the age of commentators by their vocabulary. Use of "fail," "win," "epic," or "awkward" pretty much lets us know when the 13 year old gamers have put down their joysticks for a spell to see what life outside the console box is like

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  SuperDerp  |  28

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  bertman21  |  28

68 there is a big difference between spelling a word wrong, and thinking that there are icebergs in the gulf of Mexico. Yes I know this is extreme but go fuck yourself

By  whatsup215  |  13

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By  Baustigt  |  49

Well they are the assassins of the sea. And of course he's worried. He's the man. So if you did sink you'd be the one floating on the door to safety while he's left to perish. Honestly. Have you considered him at all, OP?

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  rahrah765765  |  49

MOVE OVER YOU FAT MOLE ROSE! He can clearly fit you bitch! ... 10 or so years later, and I still get pissed off when I watch that scene. If I was op's boyfriend I would be taking my own friggen door on board!

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  silbot  |  49

140- I saw a post on reddit a while ago with some calculations on that. He used the average weight of a human male/female and the density of freezing saltwater and the estimated size of the piece of wood and its density..blah blah. Anyways, with Rose AND Jack on the piece of wood, they'd both be halfway into the water. So no, they both couldn't have survived. Mind=Blown

By  IOmnomHard  |  20

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  brewmasterg  |  20

First of all, I'd like to say that watching the movie all the way through would actually probably detract from your intelligence rather than add to it because it's pretty terrible. Secondly, OP's boyfriend might not have seen the movie because, oh, the Titanic was a real ship that sank. Idiot.

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  IOmnomHard  |  20

Yeah, really. Something up your ass, grass sniffer? Atleast I read the FML correctly...and I as well don't care for the movie, I just hear a lot of girls complaining how their boyfriends don't watch movies like that.

By  zandalee  |  36

For the love of God. Sit down tonight with him & Google where the gulf of Mexico is! Then maybe he will have a face palm moment and agree to go with you.

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