Love: Today, I was talking to a girl on tinder. She wanted me to snapchat... - FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2016 17:55 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I was talking to a girl on tinder. She wanted me to snapchat her a picutre of my face because it was too hard for her not knowing what I look like. I sent the picture saw she opened it then sent me a text not even 5 minutes after saying she has a boyfriend. FML

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KyoshiroT 32

Thursday 26 May 2016 23:46

You should've just swiped past her.

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KyoshiroT 32

Thursday 26 May 2016 23:46

You should've just swiped past her.

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