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By sophie0908 - 15/07/2016 23:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at a horse show when he asked me what classes I was competing in. I tried to say hunters and jumpers but what came out instead was humpers. He walked away after that. FML

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 16:21

99% of guys would've laughed at that and thought it was a joke, if he really walked away after that I'd stay away from him he's probably about as fun as shoving toothpicks up your urethra

Zaizun 11

Tuesday 19 July 2016 7:17

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 16:21

99% of guys would've laughed at that and thought it was a joke, if he really walked away after that I'd stay away from him he's probably about as fun as shoving toothpicks up your urethra

Zaizun 11

Tuesday 19 July 2016 7:17

FML, mashing words together since 2012.

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