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By Tie - 24/01/2016 01:05 - Canada - Montr?al
Today, I was taking the greyhound bus to see my girlfriend who lives in a different city and I got a massive erection on the bus. I went to the bathroom at the back of the bus to jerk off, and while I was jerking it, the bus driver slammed on the brakes and my hand fell into the toilet. FML