FML : Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the...

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Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By traumatized - / Saturday 12 April 2014 18:07 / United States - Brooklyn

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By mea_iloveskiing | 24

#5912778 - Sunday 13 April 2014 1:38

Sounds so dramatic

By Indianboy9321 | 25

#5912784 - Sunday 13 April 2014 1:40

Lock the door when you...ahem...produce stool.

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By mea_iloveskiing | 24

#5912778 - Sunday 13 April 2014 1:38

Sounds so dramatic

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5912954 - Sunday 13 April 2014 4:19

*overly dramatic

uoeno_fml | 20

#5912978 - Sunday 13 April 2014 4:48

Yes, wild from start to finish

HersheySquirts | 17

#5912980 - Sunday 13 April 2014 4:49

Come on man, I would be pretty dramatic in this event as well.

thefastnfuryass | 14

#5913482 - Sunday 13 April 2014 19:12

Surprise muthafucka!

By Indianboy9321 | 25

#5912784 - Sunday 13 April 2014 1:40

Lock the door when you...ahem...produce stool.

Cassmoneyyy | 15

#5912846 - Sunday 13 April 2014 2:18

I used to do that when I lived withy mother in law. Now that we have our own place, it's doors open! Freeeeeeeedom! Lol.

I'm probably going to get thumbed down. :'(

AliceLockehart | 18

#5913047 - Sunday 13 April 2014 6:35

Man taking a dump with the door open is THE ultimate freedom. Thumbs up for you :)

TheDrifter | 23

#5913331 - Sunday 13 April 2014 16:23

But it's only wise to exercise that freedom when you're not going to be hanging around in the surrounding rooms for the next half hour. The door keeps the smell from spreading.

Amoondris | 17

#5914544 - Monday 14 April 2014 20:44

I lock the door even if I am by myself in my house. Security is more important than looking at the carpet outside my door while I sit helplessly on the toilet.

597mph | 10

#5916729 - Wednesday 16 April 2014 22:00

Expel fecal matter.

By Aka102 | 5

#5912786 - Sunday 13 April 2014 1:40

This might have been the most perfect FML I have ever read.

klovemachine | 24

#5912882 - Sunday 13 April 2014 2:59

It paints a very vivid picture :O

thefastnfuryass | 14

#5913486 - Sunday 13 April 2014 19:14

And it's written grammatically correct! Simply wonderful!

By davidpropert | 32

#5912791 - Sunday 13 April 2014 1:42

Well did he congratulate you for the massive log?

zandalee | 19

#5913049 - Sunday 13 April 2014 6:36

...and ask you what the fuck you ate to create such a giant sub?

By DestinyNiya | 30

#5912793 - Sunday 13 April 2014 1:43

I think you over reacted ._.

happle | 21

#5912928 - Sunday 13 April 2014 3:46

Seriously, it's probably not the first time it's ever happened.

By Black_Knight80 | 13

#5912794 - Sunday 13 April 2014 1:43

shit happens

elcee1987 | 18

#5913822 - Monday 14 April 2014 2:05

#6....I'd like to award you with the title of most original reply ever... Except it wasn't.

By sanecatlady | 13

#5912799 - Sunday 13 April 2014 1:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

glabberfasted | 16

#5912821 - Sunday 13 April 2014 1:56

Well you don't have to read them! Damn

TheNoobySpartan | 13

#5912830 - Sunday 13 April 2014 2:00

Because it says specifically on the website when you post that nothing is taboo.

DeeDeeJay | 15

#5912841 - Sunday 13 April 2014 2:10

If you have a problem with it then why did you read it? Next time just skip over it or don't read it.

mld4657 | 28

#5912879 - Sunday 13 April 2014 2:55

Because shitting and even vomiting can be hilarious. Especially if you had pea soup for dinner and projectile vomit onto your wife whose taking a shit