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By takinabreak - / Friday 10 July 2009 17:03 / United States
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=] That just made my day. Men and vampires should not sparkle! It sucks all the masculinity away. Women and gay men can sparkle. Never men or vampires. Vamps are too bad ass to sparkle.

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You mean that misogynistic piece of crap masquerading as a disco ball with fangs? GOD. SMeyer has so much to answer for. I can't wait until parents start suing her for when their daughters commit suicide because they got the idea from Bella "I'm Stephenie Meyer!" Swan.

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Yes, that is extremely likely, seeing as you show such promise in your entertaining misuse of punctuation and capitalization.

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You know #46, it's really very convenient that your tastes are completely universal, otherwise you'd come off as quite the judgemental jackass, who can't accept the fact that different people enjoy different things.

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he's not a vampire. he's a reanimated corpse that has sparkly skin and consumes animal blood. duh. Lestat would totally destroy him if given the opportunity.

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VAMPIRES DON'T EFFING SPARKLE. MK1029, that is an ingenious idea! And @306, my mom always used to say that too.....

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you asshole! first of all fag and gay is NOT a synonym for stupid. your just stereotyping twilight fans a freaks who stalk people for what SPARKLING? you know there are people who just go after the twilight series but a true mean person goes after the fans.

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Personally I like the Twilight books. I'm not a die hard fan but it was a good read. The movie i thought kind of sucked. But nonetheless, I find it funny how the people that HATE Twilight spend probably as much time as the people that LOVE Twilight, thinking about it,and talking about it. Because honestly if you didn't care then you wouldn't feel the need to throw the topic in every chance you can, just to bash it. Its a waste of your time. Do you feel special because there's someone out there t

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If Twilight is your life #133 then I highly doubt your IQ is higher than a lot of peoples. To like Twilight is fine, but ti call a book and film your life is really sad. OP: on the bright side you will now have a lot of twilight fans liking you, enjoy the action.

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holy shit moron, if your LIFE is reading an extremely poorly written excuse for a Romeo and Juliet ripoff that gives TONS of fuckin' money to a little bitch who one should be sued for copyright against Shakespeare and two can't write for shit and is taking away said money from people who actually know how to write a decent and ORIGINAL plotline, then i don't give a rat's ass what your fuckin' IQ is, you are still a fuckin' asshole. Go take your lil douche friends and all the copies of that shit

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ANYONE can be a published author, trust me. That's the sad part. I read the first book and all it was was a very poorly written typical love story. It's freakin' romeo and juliet wit sparklies for fuckin' sakes. Aspire to something greater than this for crying out loud! Maybe David Almond or Terry Pratchett, but not this hyped up mass media money bitch.

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#351, I'd just like to point out a few things, as I am a college student majoring in writing. First, you are correct, Twilight is extremely poorly written. It is mainly fluff. However, it is entertaining fluff. Second, Shakespeare copied most, if not all, of his plots from Greek and Roman writers. Third, Shakespeare was writing way before copyright existed. Fourth, all stories follow one or more of the 37 plots possible (this was proven by a mathematician and means that no author is 100% o

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Haha. I highly doubt you read a lot of Shakespeare. Why do you even care if other people like a book series? Does it really affect you in ANY way? If so, you're pathetic.

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Nah, I don't like twilight but the only time I "trash" it is when Pro-Twilighters(including, sadly, several of my close friends) start to get all *Starry-eyed* about it. Have to get my stick out and knock some sense back into them before they float too far away, ya know? ;)

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hey. you. shut it. Ur just jealous cuz ur not as sexy as a vampire :D Althou cuz this guy is not a vampire and he is sparkly.... that makes him sound kinda gay.... no offence XD

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valid point...I actually thought the movie was aiight...but even if I thought it was shit I probably wouldn't megaphone it to the world. not to say I didn't think what #46 said was funny

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Okay, look, not all Twilight fans are the stupid screaming Robert Pattinson loving overboard retards that dump people for not being like Edward and shit like that. I happen to love the series, but I am in no regards thinking men should sparkle or that Robert Pattinson is THE man for me (especially since I hate his acting as the role of Edward). Actually I want to punch him in the face. Hard. And the Twilight hype annoys even me. It really takes the fun out of loving the series hearing about all

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Shadow_phantom: You my friend are full of win! Alucard could kick pretty much all the twilight vampires' asses with both hands behind his back!

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*raises hand* oooo, I didn't :D until I started reading the comment x.x and even then I had to read like 30 of them before I did LOL

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@305 Wouldn't you rather become a decent author? One that doesn't result to butchering classic fiction? One who's idea of a faultless male isn't one that watches a girl who he doesn't know sleep? Perhaps one that checks their facts, and uses logic? There are many far greater and accomplished authors than Stephanie Meyer, by all means become an author, but don't choose her as an idol.

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You fail to realize "Fag" and "Fake sparkling 'vampire' which ruined the term for the rest of us" are the same thing.

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lmaooo this happened to me but I notices when I came out of the shower and took another shower to get it off

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Vampires don't sparkle. As for Edward, he is not a vampire. He lives in the forest, doesn't eat people, and sparkles. He is obviously a fairy.

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Just btw, in the books there is some decent literature. And the vampire in the sun effect is compared to the way ice or dimonds split light, it is not at all "sparkly". It actually sounded rather kool, and went well with the cold soulless image S.M. was trying to form of the vampires. In the movies tho, stupid as all hell. Just a freakin fail. It looked nothing like a giant diamond splitting light, it looked like he bathed in freakin glitter. And now you know:).

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#381, I'm not a Twilight fan myself (but I saw and didn't mind the first movie), but I love you :-) A balanced, rational person is hard to find. You're the greatest

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133 - Before you go claiming a higher IQ than the rest of us, please use proper capitalization.. And Twilight sucks, if it's "your life" I can't wait to see what you do when you find out everyone dies at the end ;)

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Twilight Is gay as fuck k? another thing do you think any one of us cares what your I.Q is? No! Get a life because honestly your life must be pretty sad if u waste you time reading twilight books and going at 10 o'clock waiting two hours and then watching a movie where all the actors suck! K? Thanks

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just like in axe commercials. hmmm I wonder if the company who made this product can make these sort of commercials?

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- Team Jacob?? Not only does he FAIL to get the girl but he falls 'romantically' in love with a new born baby. FYL XD Keep sparkling!

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And if you knew anything about Twilight you would know that Jacob's relationship with Renesme is anything but romantic while she is a baby. Therefore you get the Fail stamp.

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you guys are arguing about twilight on fml. just mentioning that. ps. i'd prefer controlling over manipulative, so TEAM EDWARD! that was sort of a joke. you know, shouting out my twilight boy preferences on fml.

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Oh, they're so sorry that they like a movie or book series.. Not everyone is just like you, and I'm saying this as a Twilight-hater.

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Not all Twilight Fans are 14. I Know plenty of 30-40 year olds that are obsessed with twilight even more than most of my teenage friends.

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