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By THEDUDE1553566 - 23/02/2016 01:27 - United States

Today, I was taking a math test and was doing well until I came upon this one particular question. It was standard, it was about a women named Jenny who was charged obscene amounts for long distance calling. I wanted to yell at her for paying so much so bad I forgot to finish the test. FML

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