By mdp624 - 16/08/2012 12:10 - United States - Brookhaven

Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML
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jackassiddy 8

I guess next he will say that you drove the side of your car into the front of his..

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TBelle4Ever 15

Ah, the stupidity of some people. Sorry for what happened OP.

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thescootles 6

Ah that sucks. don't worry, hire a good lawyer and you'll be fine

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DocBastard 38

I'm assuming "T-boned" is some euphemism for oral sex while driving. Not a smart move, OP. Fun, but not smart.

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InfinityMinus1 5

"T-boned" means to get hit directly in the side of your car (because it makes a "T" shape). And no, it's not fun.

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Blackmail111 9

Not sure if sarcastic joke, or you actually don't know what T-Bone means.

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Blackmail111 9

Ignore this. Double post.

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olpally 32

Doc is always making puns or sarcastically saying things... This is clearly sarcastic and a very brilliant joke!! Lol..

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coried91 28

I'm pretty sure he knows what t-boned means. It's called a joke people. Edit: 28 beat me to it.

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ebonyirony 29

28- it wasn't brilliant. It was just a joke.

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ManInTheMachine 19

It's depressing how many heads this flew over.

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DocBastard 38

Blackmail111 - You say in your profile that you're very sarcastic, so I'm disappointed that you didn't pick up mine. PS You misspelled my name in your profile too. :)

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Not only is he supposed to be sarcastic, he claims to live in Sarcasm Land, Mars...

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krewer21 1

Doc, T boned is when someone hits your vehicle dead center, usually because they plowed through a light! The resultant accident, from above resembles a T-bone steak.

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TheMaster15 10

^thanks, we honestly didn't know that. I'm glad you're here!

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DeadxManxWalking 27

So you had the right of way. He should have waited.

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Sammislife 5

Wow the jerks we have to live with now. It's crazy, sorry for the misfortune.

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DracoSpirita 21

What a jerk. Maybe he should retake driver's Ed.

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ElatedEarthling 15

Didn't anybody ever tell you to look both ways before crossing the street? :p

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DracoSpirita 21

OP wasn't crossing the street. He was driving.

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ElatedEarthling 15

Yes, I know. I guess you don't appreciate jokes then? :)

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ElatedEarthling 15

Also, last I checked, it's possible to cross the street in a car.

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ebonyirony 29

He was right. You didn't use your turn signal. You're a scoundrel.

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