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By Wraith09 - 06/04/2016 19:55 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, I was switching up my screensaver picture at work, to keep it interesting. Usually I have cars or nature pics. Today I loaded up a Ring Wraith picture from Lord of the Rings. The office princess reported me for "displaying an offensive picture". FML

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