Intimacy: Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower...

By anonymous - 08/01/2012 12:24 - United States

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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By rattledwife666 - 21/01/2017 14:00

Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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Buzzing the tower

By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML

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Get the hint

By -.- - 24/08/2013 23:54 - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

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By Bruja5 - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML

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Common passion

By ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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Sunday 8 January 2012 19:30

You're married to him and he's still worried about showing you/seeing your privates?

rberry88 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:32

Worst **** scene. EVAR!

Comments

Artz94_fml 16

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:36

He just doesn't want to **** under shower !

brianfantana32 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 17:20

You are wrong, OP's husband was just too childish to show each other their privates, and they're married, no one said anything about sex

patnix 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:36

What a sad, sad man...

WCARlover 34

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:37

I think it's safe to assume your honeymoon stage is over...lol

Awsumuzzie 12

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:54

Assuming it even began, lol.

bobbycorwen 5

Monday 9 January 2012 7:38

Here's a ball trapped between two walls...lol

tennisrapper1 14

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:38

Are you guys still virgins because of this? XD

BlAzEtHiS 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:38

Your hubby just may be gay. I'm just sayin.

ICATiger 13

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:41

I thought for a while it said he wanted them to dress up as pirates...

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Sunday 8 January 2012 22:06

Now that would be interesting.

miinaa187 0

Monday 9 January 2012 0:13

Haha

picklemonger 13

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:48

Oh my god! I can't believe not a single one of you good commenters and OP can see the iron-clad logic here. If you're both naked, then secular congress might ensue which would totally and completely negate the original intent of saving water! Either that, or the OP's husband is a total fruitcake.