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By shit happens - 27/04/2016 20:11 - United States - Hialeah
Today, I was super excited about going on a date with the guy I'm really into . I ended up having some really bad food while hanging out with him . my stomach began to make noises . As I ran to the bathroom I shit myself . I waited in the stall and eventually he left thinking I ditched.