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By notmansbestfriend - / Monday 12 August 2013 16:09 / United States
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I've heard of "my dog ate my homework" excuse, but this is a new one. Go find another one at a store and quick!

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I've heard of "my dog ate my homework" excuse, but this is a new one. Go find another one at a store and quick!

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I used 'my dog ate my homework' as an excuse one time. The teacher didn't believe me so I showed her the video. The really hard part was getting the kibble to stick to the pages!

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Especially if you are shitting like OP, the door being open is a good thing. Sea food coming back out could be quite suffocating if trapped in.

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So once your dog starts chewing on your clothes and shoes, you just say fuck it and take him to a new home? You really shouldn't get a dog if you don't think it'll chew on your stuff. It's a damn dog. Or are you saying its ok if they chew on shoes, but not clothes? Or vice versa? I'm lost by your comment, either way it's just dumb.

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If your dog can actually watch you taking a shit and tear your stuff up right in front of you(which I assume he was telling the dog to stop), then your dog is an asshole.

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If the dog tear stuff apart ( unless it's a puppy ), it has probably not been trained properly. Especially if the owner can see the dog but still not even be able to make it stop.

It's best that you don't go anyways. They're serving raw shrimp at weddings these days, so you'd be stuck on the toilet for a few more days afterwards.

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I'm surprised you chose to quote that particular FML Perdix. For those of you that don't know, the FML involved a seafood manager fired for a customer complaint regarding raw shrimp served at a wedding. The customer was too stupid to realize that they needed to cook it first and the employee suffered because of it.

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