By notmansbestfriend - / Monday 12 August 2013 16:09 / United States - Williamsburg
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By  Barriaultcory  |  16

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  lordslaya53  |  14

What if the dog ate his birthday suit? *shudders*

  Zebediabolical  |  36

I used 'my dog ate my homework' as an excuse one time. The teacher didn't believe me so I showed her the video. The really hard part was getting the kibble to stick to the pages!

By  singer0421  |  32

My question... Why was you bathroom door open in the first place?? but sorry man, FYL.

  webbface  |  25

Especially if you are shitting like OP, the door being open is a good thing. Sea food coming back out could be quite suffocating if trapped in.

By  Altar_fml  |  2

I wish you all the best in your marriage.

By  tounces7  |  15

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

So once your dog starts chewing on your clothes and shoes, you just say fuck it and take him to a new home? You really shouldn't get a dog if you don't think it'll chew on your stuff. It's a damn dog. Or are you saying its ok if they chew on shoes, but not clothes? Or vice versa? I'm lost by your comment, either way it's just dumb.

  tounces7  |  15

If your dog can actually watch you taking a shit and tear your stuff up right in front of you(which I assume he was telling the dog to stop), then your dog is an asshole.

  Mifflicious  |  18

If the dog tear stuff apart ( unless it's a puppy ), it has probably not been trained properly. Especially if the owner can see the dog but still not even be able to make it stop.

By  perdix  |  29

It's best that you don't go anyways. They're serving raw shrimp at weddings these days, so you'd be stuck on the toilet for a few more days afterwards.

  drewflav  |  15

I'm surprised you chose to quote that particular FML Perdix. For those of you that don't know, the FML involved a seafood manager fired for a customer complaint regarding raw shrimp served at a wedding. The customer was too stupid to realize that they needed to cook it first and the employee suffered because of it.

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