By unlucky neighbors - 06/12/2013 09:36 - China - Shanghai

Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 326
You deserved it 3 367

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, at least you have a larger apartment now!

I'm not sure how it works in China where you're from, but where I live that's called a PARTY. After an incident like that, drunken debauchery is mandatory. I don't make the laws, I just follow them.

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Sounds like a Road Runner and Wyle E. Coyote episode.

ashalayx 13

just get a cat and let it walk into their apartment and pee everywhere ☺️

perdix 29

Shhhhhhh! You'll get us all killed!

perdix 29

#40, hey, it's not like I'm using the comments section to sneak in my multiply-rejected FML submission about me sitting at the coffee shop.

But look! Even my comment about my comment about the girl with the fish being deleted being deleted has been deleted! Or something.

for real what's up with the comments disappearing. I wish the moderator's would give some kind of explanation instead of just gestapo-ing them away

You see! It's a conspiracy I tell you!

#23 - Just let its first prey be their hamster!

okay, i'm sorry OP, but HAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHHA! get a better place to stay in, next time.

perdix 29

I hope they had the decency to bring some beer to your place. And I'm referring to the pre-consumed type. Obviously, they are bringing over a lot of post-consumption intoxicants.

I would say you can call the cops over that, but I'm not to sure about how that works in china. Like I don't know what all they would do for you.

McNikk 15

Picturing this happening just makes me laugh.

To op Well yes it does suck but ydi because you chose seedy apt Seedy apt are known for poor quality of walls

StompinOnCrayons 15

Start a beautiful brewing bromance

I thought the Chinese were known for being great wall builders.

Did anybody see all of the empty FMLs with French options??

From the context, I guess you did.

perdix 29

#41, no, but given your user name, I doubt you are lying.