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By Noh body - 12/04/2016 10:39 - Germany - Garmisch-partenkirchen

Today, I was standing in the hallway playing around with some friends when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned to see that it was my crush who was way out of my league who just wanted to say hi, my first reaction was to double over at a loss of breathe. FML

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