Miscellaneous: Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked...

By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

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By LGFLIPSTER - 31/08/2009 03:32 - Canada

Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind she called "can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her un-load bags. She began hitting me, screaming "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 19:49 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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By WTF is all I ask - 27/07/2012 23:55 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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By dannyboy - 30/03/2012 16:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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The road to hell

By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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love2bu 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:02

wow.....sucks to be you

1800getalife 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:05

lucky there was no mace involved

Comments

panchpanch 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:18

you shoulda run off, that'd show her!

perdix 29

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:20

What was that perverted old man doing behind you? I'll bet it was an elaborate set up to lure you into a threesome with a couple of old farts. If it's not, I'll have to invent that! ;)

PwnerJohn 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:48

wait what

iliart_iliart 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:03

Oh Perdix, you are my hero and I shall follow you 'til the ends of the earth. My passion for you, and your comments, burns with the white hot intensity of 1,000 suns. Marry me?

perdix 29

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:14

I'm a dude, dude. Thanks for the compliment, though.

beer01 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:35

Ahahha! Agreed.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:03

Aaahhh, you're used to stalkers.

DonkeyDelight 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:39

Embarrassing!

trickyd 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:41

Now im going to consider that you where either the ass who pushed past the elderly man because you wanted to hurry it up and 'help' the woman. Or she was deluded enough to think you where her husband for second. Hey perdix howa bout you me ferando and twinkle all get married and have FML bed sheets. We could start a revolutionary 4 way marrige! Peace out x