Love: Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and... - FML

By gassygirlfriend - 10/05/2015 08:40 - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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You deserved it 5 127

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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You deserved it 385

By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 566

You deserved it 4 531

By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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You deserved it 805

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 104

You deserved it 41 479

By steve-o - 14/02/2019 15:46 - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 901

You deserved it 4 189

The language of love

By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 903

You deserved it 6 510

Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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You deserved it 5 269

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 297

You deserved it 5 061

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 876

You deserved it 11 301

By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 247

You deserved it 19 303

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StickyPickles 33

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:03

Now that's love.

Cassandra2015 21

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:13

your a dedicated spooner .

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a1_z9 10

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:13

Ahaha, maybe she was just trying to make you cosy with her warming fart gasses.

Cassandra2015 21

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:13

your a dedicated spooner .

Dick_diamond 22

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:26

* you're

fie26 9

Monday 11 May 2015 5:07

#26 if I could like this more than once I would

dakatabg 31

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:14

Get in used to, thats just the beginning

cari_cat 19

Monday 11 May 2015 1:11

Yeah, later on they just pee on you. Wait, what?!

kavyashahs 16

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:17

Whtta Valentine gift buddy

King_ibloK 12

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:18

At least she was shooting blanks.

denden_mushi 11

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:19

Farting on your gf/bf/wife/husband when you're sleeping is the ultimate form of love. And the fact that you stayed and endured it means you love them too. It's kind of beautiful when you think about it.

hippodankamus 22

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:19

Relationship goals.

Benmantha 31

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:20

Must have been a lovely feeling. Making you feel all warm & fuzzy.

Kitty_Kat44 31

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:21

After the first one I would have probably woken them up from laughing.

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:22

Gnaw off your arm, then light a match

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